Just a quick note that I’m going to be out of touch for a few days — I’m heading out to California to be with Tom and Katie and little Suri, and of course hoping to drop in and see Brooke and little Grier as well. If I can be the catalyst to get those families talking again, to help facilitate the inevitable “Simple Life” redux, then I’ll consider my time on this planet worthwhile.
I know, I know, I know, you weren’t aware of my close ties with the Cruise/Holmes and Shields families, but… well, they don’t have blogs, so how would you know if I can’t link to them?
So excuse me while I jet off to West Coast. Back on Monday. Ciao!
(Then again, maybe I’ll just going away for a long weekend to visit friends, and not planning on checking email or blogging. But really, isn’t that the same thing?)
It’s all an issue of semantics, really…
Until I read the fine print, I had no idea you were referring to celebrities, so I had totally missed the joke. Guess I don’t pay enough attention to tabloids, huh?
Actually sounds like you pay more than enough. I wish *I* had no idea who little Suri was. 🙂
While you’re gone I’m bribing your roomie into Fung Shui-ing your apartment.
BWAAAHAHHAHHAAA!
Awesome! Are you going to give us your jar of money, too?