I have a bone to pick with you, The Gap.

Low-rise tights? Seriously? What use are these?

I thought I could get away with wearing them under my nice trousers in the ridiculous cold weather we’ve been having these last few days, but then I get that annoying roll down affect, same as when I tried to wear them with a skirt.

So, what gives, The Gap? What’s the point?

(I’d link to an example, but apparently, SO MANY people are incensed by this strange phenomenon, the Gap online site is closed.)

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2 Thoughts to “I have a bone to pick with you, The Gap.”

  1. Miss Midwesterly

    i must say, i find low-rise pantyhose to be miles more comfortable than regular. likewise: low-rise thongs, low-rise jeans, low-rise low-rise LOW-RISE!
    really. they are a magical thing. try ’em, you’ll like ’em! if not, give ’em to mikey. he’ll eat ’em.
    oh. wait…

  2. ktbuffy

    That’s because you have no hips, and you CERTAINLY don’t have a belly! Little Miss Skinny-Minny Miswesterly, indeed!

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