ME: *is cooking* *sets dish of cool sauce to side of stove*
ME: *accidentally bumps bowl* *some sauce splashes to floor, where DOG is sleeping*
ZELDA: *sits up quickly* *ears up*
ME: Crap. *gets paper towel to clean dog*
ZELDA: *sniffs self* What…what IS this? Am I dreaming?
ME: Let me…
OMG, dying laughing over here.
